Jeremy
rounded up @ Monday, July 17, 2006
Doctor: Hey Jeremy what is wrong with you?
Me: Oh doc, my nail is coming off and it hurts, I was hoping you could pull it out for me.
Smiling at me she puts on her rubber gloves and then looked at my toe.
Poking on my toe
Doctor: Does it hurt?
Me: YES!
Doctor: Oh dear, I will have to refer you to the hospital I will write you a letter alright?
Me: Doc, do you think I can get my toe nail pulled out here, I don't think its that major that you have to refer me to a hospital right? What more my nail is coming off...
Doctor: I am trying to help you Jeremy.
Me: Ok, but can you tell me if pulling out of my toe nail can be done at this poly clinic?
Doctor: Yes we can, but I am trying to help you Jeremy.
Me: So can I get it done here? Because I don't see a point in going to the hospital to do it if I can get it done here!
Doctor: As I said I am trying to help you Jeremy.
Me: I know you are trying to help me but if we can get it done here I really don't see a point in going to the hospital, what's the difference?
Doctor: I am trying to help you Jeremy.
Me: Ok. But... ( Before I could finish my sentence)
Doctor: (She said with a smile and an expression on her face totally oblivious to what I have to say) I am trying to help you Jeremy, take this letter and go to the hospital to get it done, have a nice day!
When I left the room I was like, what just happened, this doctor is a phsyco man! All she could say was " I am trying to help you Jeremy"... She did NOT even tell me what is the problem or what I would expect at the hospital. Goodness I can also be a doctor! Whoever comes and see me, I will just refer them to the hospital and smile and say " I am trying to help you!" GOSH!
I was left with no choice but to go to the hospital to get it done...